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Post  Burn Thu May 27, 2010 1:09 pm

I am a pro. Enough said.

I can shark any day of the week, whether it be Wednesday or that wacky day, Sunday.. Them crooked criminals would be sharked to the max!

On my list of amazing talents I can jump high, very high.. On a scale of 1 to 10, I could jump over the 10 and land right on 14, cause pro and all..

I also sleep a politically correct number of hours per-night so I am awake when I need to shark, and sharking is what I do best.

affraid < I would shark this emoticon, twice..

Another talent I have is the ability fo shark with my eyes closed, I can sense wrong doing like how psychics can sense your future, but knowing wrong doing is much more important. On a scale of 1 to 10, wrong doing would be a 9 and fortune telling would be about a 5.

I you want my skills on your sharking fleet, please contact me VIA this forum.

Thank you,
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Post  Ms.Nova Thu May 27, 2010 1:14 pm

I need a good sharker,
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Post  Score Thu May 27, 2010 2:19 pm

On a scale of 1-10 I rate this application a solid 26

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Post  Otakulove Thu May 27, 2010 3:45 pm

This is my face irl. ---> Neutral
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Post  roefl Thu May 27, 2010 7:24 pm

One of the best applications I've seen.
But I still think ur modest.
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Post  bescared Thu May 27, 2010 8:37 pm

On a scale of 1 to 10, how long can you shark?

And would you feel comfortable sharking against robo shark warriors?
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Post  Sinister Fri May 28, 2010 10:42 am

From experience, I can tell you all that Burn is an excellent sharker. I really would recommend promoting him to sharker.
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Post  Xray Fri May 28, 2010 10:52 am

I have to second what Grace said.

This is mine face irl too.
---> Neutral
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Post  Demons Fri May 28, 2010 11:09 am

could someone explain to me what sharking is?
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Post  Score Fri May 28, 2010 11:20 am

Sharking: Adjective, to shark a sharker in a sharking manner.

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Post  Xray Sat May 29, 2010 6:12 am

Lovely definition, am I right? Smile
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Post  Jroc Sun May 30, 2010 4:06 am

This is a shark : Professional Sharker at Your Disposal. Dd10

And this is what happens when you get sharked : (pictures removed)


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Post  Thiamor Sun May 30, 2010 10:25 am

You should probably already know better than to spam the Application Forum. It's for serious Applicants and no one wants to surely search through spam to get to the good applicants. There is one little reason that Lounge is here, okay?

It's a pathetic attempt to show your ass to people and really shouldn't be condoned; better yet it should be locked or deleted the moment a Forum Mod viewed this.

Also I'm not trying to suck up or anything, it's just that this isn't a place to spam idiotic, lame-brain nonsense. Anyone who thinks it is should just turn away now.
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Post  Xray Sun May 30, 2010 10:34 am

Okay, you're really beginning to tick me off with all of your negative feedback. He wasn't spamming, he made one topic.
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Post  Thiamor Sun May 30, 2010 12:23 pm

Xray wrote:Okay, you're really beginning to tick me off with all of your negative feedback. He wasn't spamming, he made one topic.

XD

You're right. Thought of the wrong word.

It's trolling, which probably might seem a lot worse.

It still isn't a serious application, and is meant to get off topic.

I don't look kindly on that type when it's in the wrong area. Lounge is more for that. Someone probably should create a topic on Lounge, for comical-based Applications.

Also to speak honestly, I could care less if I'm starting to tick you off. What I speak is common sense and the proper way of posting things. It matters not if you get ticked off at it. What matters if the poster or other readers takes to heart and to mind what I'm trying to get across to them.
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Post  Burn Sun May 30, 2010 1:18 pm

Really, your point is to suck up. And its offensive that you do not take this seriously.

It actually is a real application, I enjoy the bright side of things and decided to make my application.
Sharking is a manner of Banning, Walling, and other ways of punishment to players who do bad things, if karma doesn't get to them before we do.
Sharking can also relate to D/C, Glitches, etc.. But in this case I mean it specifically for punishments.

Try not a judge this book by its cover again.. Theres more in these pages that are yet to be read.

Peace.
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Post  Thiamor Sun May 30, 2010 2:03 pm

How can I be sucking up if in the context of my words, there isn't anyone it's directed at which needs sucking up towards?

Also, if it's a serious application, then I suggest you actually make it like one. No Admin, including Ele himself will take this seriously.

There are reasons people had made the guide-lines on how to write an application. If you just throw that all aside and make it like you're trying to get a laugh, you won't make it in. Your application is you. It tells Ele everything about you that he needs to know. This just tells him that you're a joker and won't take the position seriously enough, so why waste his time in trying to read it seriously if you won't write it seriously?
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Post  JoshX Sun May 30, 2010 2:17 pm

Laugh of the night.

L U L Z.
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Post  Sinister Sun May 30, 2010 2:21 pm

JoshX wrote:Laugh of the night.

L U L Z.
At least somebody's able to laugh at it. >_____>
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Post  Demons Sun May 30, 2010 2:22 pm

Thiamor wrote:How can I be sucking up if in the context of my words, there isn't anyone it's directed at which needs sucking up towards?

Also, if it's a serious application, then I suggest you actually make it like one. No Admin, including Ele himself will take this seriously.

There are reasons people had made the guide-lines on how to write an application. If you just throw that all aside and make it like you're trying to get a laugh, you won't make it in. Your application is you. It tells Ele everything about you that he needs to know. This just tells him that you're a joker and won't take the position seriously enough, so why waste his time in trying to read it seriously if you won't write it seriously?

I don't think you should be speaking for Ele or any other admin...
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Post  Thiamor Sun May 30, 2010 2:28 pm

JoshX wrote:Laugh of the night.

L U L Z.

See what I'm saying? People are laughing at it? I bet you none are taking this any bit seriously.

Otaku didn't, and if she doesn't agree to it/ or like it, Ele will go with what she says, I'm pretty sure. She is the second one in command of this entire game, and Message Board.

Also, Demons, not to be rude, but I know what I'm talking about. I also pretty much know of the qualities needed when it comes to being an admin. Ones that are needed and wanted.

When it comes to writing anything, I'll out-write anyone here, and know the feeling of what comes out of someones' writings, and it's kinda common sense that applications like these are frowned upon. I've seen idiotic applications, some of which are juts jokes but think they're so awesome. This is one of those applications.


Again, not trying to be rude towards you, you're just trying to make it seem like common sense to not speak for others. This is one of those times when it's obvious that they won't take this seriously.
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Post  Score Sun May 30, 2010 3:41 pm

So admins need to be super serious, highly intelligent, up to code people?


good luck finding somebody like that.

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Post  bescared Sun May 30, 2010 4:45 pm

Score wrote:So admins need to be super serious, highly intelligent, up to code people?


good luck finding somebody like that.

I'd shark that. In the sense of surprise bumsex sharking.
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Post  Thiamor Sun May 30, 2010 5:16 pm

Score wrote:So admins need to be super serious, highly intelligent, up to code people?


good luck finding somebody like that.

No, but they have to be people that will be thought of as mature, responsible people who will do the job given, instead of joke around constantly, not doing their job.

Someone creating an app like this, would seem to not pay attention to their jobs, more so than to cracking a joke and not being mature or serious. As I said, an app is who you are, and it will decide if you make it or flop.

Unless you're probably a damn good coder, mapper or Pixel Artist, then it might be a different case XD
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Post  bescared Sun May 30, 2010 5:33 pm

damn good pixel artist* hes epic, he taught me.
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